Thursday, September 18, 2008

I’m a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight…..

I'm a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight…..

* If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're "exotic,

different, un-American."

* Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, and you're the quintessential

American story.

* If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.

* Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're labeled a maverick.

* Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.

* Attend 6 different small colleges before graduating, you're well


* If you spend 3 years right after college as a brilliant community

organizer, become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review,

create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters,


12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State

Se nator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become


of the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years


the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people while

sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and

Public Works and Veterans' Affairs committees, you don't have any real

leadership experience.

* If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city


and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 6,000 people, 20


as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you're


to become the country's second highest ranking executive, and



* If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising


beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're not a real


* If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your

disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a


* If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the

proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.

* If , while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no

other option in sex education in your state's school system while your

unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant, you're very responsible.

* If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a

prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner-city

community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family's values


represent America's.

* If you're husband is nicknamed "First Dude", with at least one DWI

conviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote until


25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of


from the U SA, your family is extremely admirable and patriotic.

……….OK, it's all much clearer now.

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